Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
(Source: cuboleso)
stop following me in front
This is the best show ever
I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve watched this clip.
IT’S BACK
OMFG
I will love this forever!!!
I feel like pretty much all of my female friends would react this sarcastically, and it’s great haha
(Source: kendrawcandraw)
Unknown (via funeral)
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
CALLING ALL INTERNATIONAL NASTY GIRLS….
It’s time to get nasty — all over the world.
Iconic.
