(Source: steampunktendencies)



(Source: 00000000056)



lesbianathogwarts:
“ bashdoard:
“ Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
”
follow the yellow...

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

(Source: cuboleso)



polkadotaurora:
“ Bold & Brash
Tentacles, 2001
”

polkadotaurora:

Bold & Brash

Tentacles, 2001





karsenjustcant:
“This shirt, I need it.
”

karsenjustcant:

This shirt, I need it.

(Source: fl0wersinherhair)



(Source: imnothipstertho)




singleplaidqueer:

asunasan:

jedi—kitten:

spattergroit101:

stop following me in front 

This is the best show ever

I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve watched this clip.




cookiexslut:

tryingtolosemyfupa:

poesdaughter:

pastelmorgue:

IT’S BACK

OMFG

I will love this forever!!!

I feel like pretty much all of my female friends would react this sarcastically, and it’s great haha

(Source: kendrawcandraw)



I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.
Unknown (via funeral)


brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card




hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

(Source: tea-n-whiskey)




knopeful:

nbcsnl:

CALLING ALL INTERNATIONAL NASTY GIRLS….

It’s time to get nasty — all over the world.

Iconic.



(Source: etsyifyourenasty)



lackyannie:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“ [killerkenyan]
”
that is the face of someone who has been deeply betrayed.
”

lackyannie:

tastefullyoffensive:

[killerkenyan]

that is the face of someone who has been deeply betrayed.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)